Hey everybody! What it do?
Here is another new game that pleases me very much. Mostly because I so often find myself accidentally playing. Shall I explain how to play? I think I shall.
1. Wait for somebody to ask you a question.
2. Consider their question carefully.
3. Answer another unrelated question.
4. Repeat.
This works best in noisy environments, but it is easy to pretend like you misheard regardless of the ambient noise level.
Maybe you are asking how this game can possibly be fun? Well, last week in my weight lifting class a random tool said the following to the only girl in my weight lifting class: "I wish there were more girls in this class. Girls are so nice." I had to move away and get a drink of water so that my laughter wouldn't be obvious.
Link: Who would like to help me make a Pacman footrest?
Okay. This is the game. I came up with it while I was walking down a crowded corridor at school. I shall explain how to play.
1. Walk down a crowded corridor.
2. Glare angrily into the middle distance.
3. No, but really, you have to look like you are SUPER mad.
4. Maybe mutter a little bit like you are cheezed off about to kill a person.
5. Try not to laugh when you pass a person going the other way.
Oh man! I feel like I should put in something about how to win, but even if you don't complete step five you still win. Guys, I don't know why it is so fun to make complete strangers think that you are off to off a person, but it totally is.
I found the following in a text file labeled "Idiocy" on my USB drive. I guess I wasn't feeling too keen on studying for a history exam.
Joshua Lutes
22 May 2008
An Inverted Look at History?
As we analyze the upcoming elections and realize that they are full of bunk, we can't help but be concerned with what is said about us on the internet.
Here we go again. notes
The Assyrians were adept at making their enemies get their butts kicked.
Ugaritic prophecies don't make any sense whatsoever and I am going to try to stop this right now.
There are many amazing things that we can learn from the Greeks:
1. They suck.
2. If they hadn't sucked so much they still would have sucked.
3. Greeks were bad at many things and as far as we can tell the only thing that they didn't suck at was sucking. They sucked long and they sucked hard.
Now we turn our erudite attention to the Persians:
1. They also sucked.
2. The Persians were really good at pissing the Greeks off because they were always getting on the Greeks territory.
3. The Greeks territory was, of course, their ability to suck long and hard, much like a vacuum cleaner or Matt Damon.
To be fair, Matt Damon doesn't really suck all that long or hard.
