This is my Christmas list:
- Sweaters and sweater vests.
- Red socks.
- DVDs featuring Darkwing Duck.
- Books by, for, or about zombies.
- This piece of artwork.
- Andrew's iPod. (Please don't misunderstand, if you get me any old iPod I will politely return it. I want you to steal Andrew's iPod from him and give it to me.)
I would say that this list outs me as an old man who enjoys things that ought to properly only be enjoyed by little boys. I ... I'm just boring and immature guys. Nothing illegal abut that?
Remember that the best hugs and most sincere thank yous are reserved for handmade items. So get started making that Darkwing Duck DVD now since that might take a while. Dollar store purchases are a close second.
16 Comments:
Have you been a good little boy?
naughty little boys get spankings!
Oh man. I've been naughty and I'm not sorry for it.
It occurred to me that electric nose hair trimmer would be good to add to the list.
Hey Josh, what do you want for christmas?
Your two front teeth.
what about ear hair trimmer?
i think i can find somebody to spank the naughty, naughty boy!
Erin, that thankfully is not a problem yet.
Elizabeth, I am horrified. Also, intrigued. Tell me more.
Why stop with his ipod? What about his DS and laptop?
YES. And ... and his ... his firstborn son!
Stealing Andrew's iPod might not be a bad idea...cheap and he won't be needing it for much longer. But, alas, I have no thief genes and so must resort to actually getting something new for you. I haven't been to the dollar store for a long time, but might succumb for you!
if i remember correctly, darkwing duck = totally awesome.
and you should check out pride and prejudice and zombies. it's a zombielicious read.
I own it! I haven't read all of it yet though. School. Sigh.
Who was the awesome person who got it for you?
I ... I can't remember. She came to me as if in a dream, whispered the word "monkies" and then faded away. All she left behind was a Jane Austen book about zombies and a soft piece of paper that looked like it had had chocolate smeared on it (it did not taste like chocolate).
So what did it taste like???
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